May 2013
demigodofhoolemere:
i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal
do you guys see what i’m getting at
morgrana:
when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time
michaelpalin:
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
ammarmali:
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
zeldac0re:
I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school
frenchfrysweatshirt:
a haiku about periods
haagen dazs ice cream that stain is not coming out i am so horny
charosy:
Plankton taught me that it is okay to be in love with your computer
caelhammer:
what if i was cool
oh wait
i am
imjustonekid:
do you ever keyboard smash
like: galsimvaklrer
and think
no that doesn’t look right
and so you erase it and try again
laskdfjaasdf
ah yes that’s how im feeling now
goldenclitoris:
you may be sad so here is a picture of eminem making nachos