thearchangeltrickster:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

davidsreality:

laughing-llama:

Plot twist: the-absolute-funniest-posts stops self-promoting

Thats not a plot twist thats a miracle.

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I can’t tell if this is them being sarcastic assholes or not

(via ravens-croft)

so much television: It's finals time!

ravens-croft: deathbycas: the-doctor-to-my-tardis: p41g3r4nk1n: pumpkinappearifier:...

when tv shows you love make references to other tv shows you love

(Source: jesusthelastairbender, via fluffy-bunny-attack)

livemulticulturally:

have you ever just

stopped whatever you were doing

to look at an english word and

“you look like a fake word”

(via fluffy-bunny-attack)

so today I called customer support for my mac

• Me: The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.
• Customer-support-guy: Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?
• Me: I can't- the computer's frozen.
• CSG: Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.
• Me: . . .
• Me: What did you just say?
• CSG: Have you tried turning it-
• Me: Did you just quote Sherlock?
• CSG: . . .
• CSG: . . .
• CSG: You watch-
• Me: FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.
• CSG: OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
• Me: YOU BET IT IS.
• *two minutes later the disk is running smoothly*
• CSG: So which episode are you watching?
• Me: The Great Game.
• CSG: Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.
• Me: Is there some way I can tip you or something?

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

(via bettertobeweird)